Lonesome Dove Ugly Sweater

Lonesome Dove Ugly Sweater

The Lonesome Dove Ugly Sweater on her face was murderous. She screamed, yelled, threatened, and promised she would sue me. People had to hold her back because she wanted to fight me. Eventually she switched from screaming to sobbing and sank to the ground and threw a tantrum on the floor. Everyone moved back and just let her go at it and walked away to go take photos. It was surreal, as if everyone just hit their limit and noped out from around her. The 12 year old flower girl whipped out her phone and snapped a few photos much to our amusement. This is already super long, but I will say that MIL went home and changed (only 20 min from venue) into a nice dark green too small and low cut dress. Because of this she missed all of the photos. Wedding was beautiful; I got death glares from everyone she told that I attacked her with wine. No fucks were given as I drank and danced with friends. Bride thanked me in secret and 3 months later took me to the spa for a day of pampering. But I am officially “that ISIS cunt” to MIL, and I’ll take it with pride.

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I couldn’t see Bridger near the Lonesome Dove Ugly Sweater. I started to speak as I turned around “I dunno, maybe he-“ The shock of seeing him made me snort a ridiculous noise as I flinched, reflexively shooting my hands up to the sides of my head like I was trying to block a stray baseball, causing Sash jump and almost drop her little platter “what babe?!” Bridger was standing maybe 2 feet behind us, staring right into my eyes. “He’s just, right here, like, literally standing right… here” I said as I stepped toward Bridger and slowly extended my palm onto his chest. There was a very subtle resistance, no more than a soap bubble, or static electricity, the air felt warmer. He never took his eyes from mine. “Weeeird.” Sasha was watching me wide-eyed “are you touching him?” I pulled my hand back “… kinda” I glanced over my shoulder. All four of the others had stormed over to stand in an arc directly behind Sasha. She watched my gaze and looked terrified, seeming to gather what’d happened. As if I’d told her she had a spider crawling up her back, she hunched her posture protectively, snuck a glance over her shoulder, then back at me. My heart was pounding, eardrums rumbling as a torrent of violent anger flowed through me, clenching my jaw and fists. Breath man. They can’t touch her, it’s fine. “They can’t touch you, it’s fine Sash. They’re just… around us now… Come stand next to me. Let’s get this over with.” She walked over and stood by my side, all five of the ghosts’ angry eyes glued to her. She glanced at me nervously. “You have their attention,” I said as I waved my hand in an arc to indicate where they were, “not sure how you thought this would go, but… go ahead, give em their Christmas gift.” I laughed nervously at my own comment, which made her almost laugh. She took a breath, straightened her back, then stepped forward. She took a knee, and rested the plate of rural Idaho-sourced Afghan cuisine into the snow, then stood up and looked ahead, not knowing she was looking straight into Bridger’s face.

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The Lonesome Dove Ugly Sweater of “frump” are poor fit, inadequate grooming, unflattering lines, and a lack of intentionality, in my opinion. So it’s hard to say a specific item is or isn’t frumpy without the context of a full outfit, on a specific person. I can think of several acquaintances who look fantastic in flowy lines, wide leg trousers and a lack of waist definition, and they aren’t all tall and thin. But these looks don’t work on me – my body and face are prone to softness and roundness, no matter what I weigh. If I’m not careful to cinch in, wear something cropped or add a strong shoulder, the effect is sloppy, not effortless. Meanwhile my sister-in-law, who is about my size but more angular, looks “try-hard” if she wears some of the things that flatter me. The Kibbe system has many serious flaws but it’s a useful jumping-off point to explain this. Dated things often end up contributing to frumpiness if they come from a time when the wearer’s body was a different size/shape, or if they’re paired with things that don’t work proportionally. And if a dated piece is noticeably worn out, it adds to the “inadequate grooming” problem.

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