Harry Potter Knitting Pattern Ugly Christmas Sweater

Harry Potter Knitting Pattern Ugly Christmas Sweater

This story is about my friends MIL, and her wedding. Strap in guys, this is a Harry Potter Knitting Pattern Ugly Christmas Sweater in which I did THE THING that got me banned from any of her family functions. (Plus a few threats of dismemberment and bodily harm) A good friend of mine from university was getting married! They had been a couple since Junior year of college, through her 2 years in the peace corps and currently her return to this continent. 6 years in total. She had been to all manner of family functions and always came back with a strange story about how she thinks her MIL secretly hates her. But she being a very quiet and sweet person pushed those thoughts aside. Point 1: She is vegetarian and jewish, husband is not. She was invited and went to Christmas dinner and figured she would just eat sides, as well she brought a vegetarian casserole. MIL, after knowing her for THREE years, and being told by husband a few weeks before about not to forget friend doesn’t eat meat…proceeded to put meat in every dish. Friend drank water and ate her casserole the whole night while MIL cried to everyone that friend was so rude for not eating her cooking. Anyway, back to the story. A few friends and I were asked to be in the wedding. Friend has a HUGE family and so this was not going to be a small affair. Neither of them is particularly religious, but friend said it was would be nice to be married under a hoopa. (Think an arbor but 4 poles and covered with a white cloth and lots of flowers) Husband said he could care less, and told her to go and rent one for the wedding. I was at the bridal shower when MIL found out the “pretty canopy” was actually a hoopa. She almost lost her shit in front of a bunch of people, but managed to compose herself and laugh angrily that “if the jews were being represented so would the catholics.” In my head I heard a record screech, guys… they aren’t catholic.

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When I’d go outside for any other reason, one or two of Harry Potter Knitting Pattern Ugly Christmas Sweater would be waiting for me. They’d scream at me, then stalk me from the flanks anywhere I went, like a pack of wolves on a bleeding, exhausted elk. Bringing Dash with me made them keep their distance a bit. The bad weather almost made it easier too, it was so cold and windy it was almost as abrasive as their presence. Honestly, with most of it inside just hangin with Sash, the days weren’t all that bad. The nights, well… were the worst part. Between sunset and bed I’d hear them ranting in manic whispers on the porch when I was in the kitchen, see em sprint by a window, or just stand in the snowy yard barely outside the arc of glow from the porch lights, staring venomously into the house. On the 26th I went out to get a charger from Sash’s car, with Dash and my spotlight, expecting a run-in. It was dumping snow. Windless, the slow deluge of huge snowflakes amidst the ear-ringing silence was haunting on its own. I got to the car without spotting any of em. I grabbed the charger, turned around, and froze as a flashflood of adrenaline crashed into my face and hands. Bridger. He was standing on the tailgate of my truck, about 20 feet away, looking down on me with his arms crossed. He was standing between me and the light outside the door to the shop, haloed by the glow and illuminated snowflakes, lookin like some fuckin demon prince in a volcanic ash storm. I bowed my head to him and yelled for Dash. I didn’t take my eyes off him until I was back inside the fence, pushing the gate through the fresh snow to shut it behind the dog. When I looked back from the front porch, he was gone. Around the 27th they’d started hanging out below the bedroom and yelping, whooping, wailing out of nowhere. It got more aggressive and frequent as the nights went on. By the night of the 29th, one had started hanging out on the roof, randomly sprinting the length of the house, as the others would shriek, jibber and moan out in the frozen night, pound on the siding of the house. We had a fan that dulled some of the noise, and I’d started sleeping with earplugs, but it was hard to catch more than 2-4 hours of sleep a night.

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Ooh wow what a Harry Potter Knitting Pattern Ugly Christmas Sweater I’ve actually been thinking about my skinny jeans a lot and making a post that was sort of in defense of skinny jeans but also looking for tips in keeping them updated through styling and I think you touched on a lot of great things here. I think a key take away when wearing a more cropped or ankle length skinny is to only do so when you’re a wearing a sandal or strappy heeled shoe that exposes a lot of foot otherwise it can look awkward. Or you can always just cover the bottom of the jeans with a chunky boot, problem solved. The only thing I will push back on from the “don’t do this” section is #1. I think a lot of people would say those outfits could be “fixed” by wearing a high-rise skinny instead. But as a woman in her 30’s living in a post pandemic world I am done wearing clothes that aren’t completely comfortable and high rise skinnies that is you. I have a pair that I’ll pull out for a special occasion in the evening but a full day getting my stomach squeezed non-stop is just too much! While the tuck into the mid-rise can create a long torso effect, you can’t tell me the boxy cardigan is doing the torso any favors either.

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