orchidtee -Shut up you soft bastard shirt

Halloween is an ancient holiday, and like most other holidays the Christians have to somehow get involved. For your own good   , of course! “Hallow” is similar to holy, and “ween” is similar to eve, so of course the Twice Born somehow feel compelled to save us from ourselves having a good time. How dare we taint this Holy Eve with something that might be frivolous or fun? If Christians have ordained themselves to be miserable, then by Jesus, everyone else must feel miserable about any accidental enjoyment of life.

Shut up you soft bastard shirt

(Shut up you soft bastard shirt)Even when I was a little kid, Halloween and Trick or Treating was generally frowned upon, in spite of its relative harmlessness. In order to try and keep   from becoming too sugar-crazed and destructive, the Goblin Giveaway was instituted. This was a lame live TV show that featured drawings of kids names to receive a prize. The hitch was that you had to be at home and call the TV station to claim your prize (some worthless trinket). Remember, no cell phones back then.

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